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Once upon a time there was a Cavs fan. He was a regular guy just like me and you. One day he happened upon a blog that he thought was cool. He decided to buy a t shirt from that cool blog. The shirt was shipped promptly and when he received the shirt, he thought “cool.”

The shirt had arrived just in time for the New York game. The man set out for the Q and all the stop lights were green. Once he arrived at the arena he watched as other fans slipped on ice while walking. He did not slip when he walked. The man looked down at his shirt approvingly and knew there was a reason he had above average traction.

Once inside the arena complete strangers looked at his shirt and he could tell they were thinking, “That’s a cool shirt.” He was very happy with himself and the shirt. As he walked towards his seat he glanced to his right and saw two Cavalier girls. He could tell they were looking at his shirt, so he made eye contact. They quickly waved him over and asked him if they could take a picture. A friend of one of the Cavalier girls took the picture at the top of this post and quickly posted it to every social media site on the internet.

After a Cavs victory the man returned to his home. He had a microwave dinner and reflected on his night. He decided that the shirt he bought was cool and that he had made a good decision.

This entire story is entirely true.